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Vacations of the Unemployed

11 Mar

Teachable Moments

9 Feb

Perhaps more dangerous in the wrong hands than the soundtrack to “Bob Roberts.” Dave reveals that not every educational experience yields the intended results.

Time to Climb… Time to Shine

13 Jan

Dave realizes that sometimes social climbing isn’t the best idea… especially when he’s sober.

The Last Picture Show

6 Jan

Dave makes his long awaited return with a classic story of work-related injustice, atrocity, and hopefully… redemption.

A Philosophical Exegesis of Anarcho-Progressive Ideals in a Post-Industrialist Context (with lots of F-words)

11 Nov

Halloween Humiliation Horror

27 Oct

Most Halloween scars just wash off.  Not Dave’s.  He wears his on the INSIDE.  Warning: this story contains thongs.

The Path to Knowledge is Paved with Cookies and Cocaine

6 Oct

Why George Bush seemed to be such an asshole and what to do if your spirit guide appears to be hungry.

Stoned and/or Lynched

29 Sep

Dave takes direction from directors indirectly.

Editors note: I am not the dude behind the cow.

Wine Racks and One Eyed Jacks

15 Sep

Gambling and Drinking and Bears! Oh My!

If you’re looking for a connecting theme here… your guess is as good as mine. We start with a dirty joke, follow with another harrowing anecdote from sinister St. Louis, and wrap up with Part One of Dave’s obsession with No Limit Hold ’em.

The Road Back to Cool

1 Sep

This may actually be some kind of coming of age story.  I apologize in advance.