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A Temple to Attention Deficit Disorder

25 Aug

Honestly I was going to put this up last week, but I became distracted.

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We Fish for that which Retreats from Us

28 Jul


Objectivity is an illusion and every word of this tale is true.  It’s a fishing story within a fishing story.  A search for the dave good within Dave Good.

1:00 AM Sack Attack

14 Jul

Once upon a time, in the far away kingdom of St. Louis, a young squire entered a mysterious White Castle.  Unbeknownst to him, his unproven defenses would receive their greatest challenge.  Will the gentle warrior escape with innocence unscathed? Doubtful. Alas, alert thy ears and enter The Dave Good Show…

Hobschnabeling With The Rich and Famous

1 Jun

Yes… that’s right best and brightest.  The Dave Good Show is back with local legend Steve Lang. In this episode we will be discussing semi-public admissions of ignorance and a few of the do’s and don’ts of introducing yourself to celebrities.  You’re standing between crab puffs and Conan O’Brien. What do you do? What DO you DO!

Correction: The website of my guest is http://stevenlang.net/ (not stevelang.net).

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Crossing My Legs from a Revolutionary Perspective

28 Apr

Hey nearest and dearest! Take 20 minutes to listen to me and rockstar god Pearl Rea discuss dick jokes and the tyranny of masculine gesticulations.  Perhaps this one requires headphones… unless your boss wears jeans and pretends to party.

Personal Jesus

13 Apr

After posting a highly controversial article on my facebook page… I decided that a little background regarding my spiritual journey might provide listeners with much needed context. Here is a short story about a guy I met on a day when all of the planets had allegedly formed the shape of a cross.

Hope you like it…

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Guitar Hero

18 Nov

 

I had a conversation with a friend the other day that slowly burned into inspiration.  He told me that new versions of Guitar Hero would actually begin teaching people how to play real guitars.  I now realize that this is a key development in the race for humanities success.  We will have a game that teaches us how to do something even more rewarding. Pleasure squared.

Millions of imaginary “guitar heroes” becoming actual guitar heroes.

We could have a march to Washington and then provide our own entertainment. Rock and roll forever.

 

 

 

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