Sugar Smoke

15 Mar

Oreos and cigarettes have always been made by the same company. 25 minutes raw and barely cut. Sometimes a vice can be nice.

Storage Wars

11 Mar


“Winter in Minnesota.  Thoughts naturally turn to pizza and The Apocalypse.  Join Dave as he rifles through the storage locker of his soul.  Spots are filling up fast, so sign up for Dave’s post-apocalyptic bow hunting camp while you still can……….”

Vacations of the Unemployed

11 Mar

Teachable Moments

9 Feb

Perhaps more dangerous in the wrong hands than the soundtrack to “Bob Roberts.” Dave reveals that not every educational experience yields the intended results.

Time to Climb… Time to Shine

13 Jan

Dave realizes that sometimes social climbing isn’t the best idea… especially when he’s sober.

The Last Picture Show

6 Jan

Dave makes his long awaited return with a classic story of work-related injustice, atrocity, and hopefully… redemption.

A Philosophical Exegesis of Anarcho-Progressive Ideals in a Post-Industrialist Context (with lots of F-words)

11 Nov

Halloween Humiliation Horror

27 Oct

Most Halloween scars just wash off.  Not Dave’s.  He wears his on the INSIDE.  Warning: this story contains thongs.

The Path to Knowledge is Paved with Cookies and Cocaine

6 Oct

Why George Bush seemed to be such an asshole and what to do if your spirit guide appears to be hungry.

Stoned and/or Lynched

29 Sep

Dave takes direction from directors indirectly.

Editors note: I am not the dude behind the cow.