Is there an election today?
I can’t remember exactly but I think we are supposed to vote or something. There is this vague recollection in the far corners of my brain that I am supposed to do something allegedly righteous every two years. Um… I guess I will do it. I am finding the puppet on the left 0.01% more appealing than the one on the right. Perhaps I spread this passion through canvassing.
(dave knocks at the door and patiently waits with clipboard)
Drunk out of work dad (DOWD): Oh God… are you here to foreclose?
Dave Good: No way Jose… I am so not down with the Man.
DOWD: In that case do you have any cigarettes? I need to curb my appetite, the kids and I survive on recalled Diet Mountain Dew.
Dave Good: (hands over a cig) Let me light that for you. I was wondering… do you plan on voting for the Christian with the bachelors degree or the guy with a law degree that is just pretending to be Christian?
DOWD: Well… The first one is a bit more like me.
Dave Good: I know… but please consider voting for the second one. He is a bit more like me.
DOWD: Does it really matter?
Dave Good: The lawyer asshole will actually save you a little more money than the fake good-ole boy. Please just try to look past the fact that the lawyer asshole hates you and your kind. The good-ole boy just loves you for your constant willing exploitation.
DOWD: Holy shit. You should run for office.
Dave Good: Look at my car! You know I am way to poor to actually “participate”
(they both laugh heartily and scrounge the house for liquor)
Don’t forget to vote today. Again, I do recommend the puppet on the left.
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